What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll hang around.

Why was the baby ant confused?

All of his uncles were ants.

What did the gum say to the shoe?

I'm stuck on you.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road?

Because he was chicken.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What do you call a bee that always complains?

A Grumble-bee.

What school subject are snakes good at?


What did the digital clock say to it's mom?

Look Ma, no hands.

Why was it hot after the baseball game?

Because all the fans were gone.

What did 1 eye say to the other?

Between you and me something smells.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork-chop.

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why do bee's have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What do you call a monkey with bananas in each ear?

Anything you want-He can't hear you.

What do lazy dogs do for fo

Chase parked cars.

What goes tick-tick, woof-woof?

A watchdog.